5/28/2026

Rather than ban MEN from the WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM like any business run by normal people would do, this gym in San Francisco updated their nudity policy instead. Basically, if you're gonna be naked, just make it quick. Well then, problem solved! Men who refuse to acknowledge the laws of nature will most certainly abide by this gym's updated nudity policy. No reason any actual women should feel uncomfortable in the locker room now. (picture giant eyeroll emoji here)

If there is an upside here, at least these geniuses didn't just cancel the memberships of the women who complained like the Planet Fitness in New Hampshire did. Scroll down this page a bit for that one. 

How did so many people in this country suddenly go completely insane at the same time???